Last Week's Dating Mishaps

So last week was a banner week for dating.

For those of you new viewers I do a lot of internet dating... I often blog about it - mostly because it can be quite humourous.

If I went on an internet (or otherwise) date with you last week and you don't want to read my honest opinion of the matter then by all means - stop reading now. Hurt feelings may or may not ensue.

Alright, so we'll start with Wednesday. Wednesday night I had plans to meet a girl I've known for quite a while. We were going to meet up and have some drinks. Now this girl is an actress.

For those of you who know me you know that I have a firm belief in not dating actresses. By and large I find them to be conceited, needy, shallow and if I wanted to date someone like myself I would. Regardless this girl is hot. Smoking smoking hot, so I figured what did I have to lose? Remember when I mentioned shallow? Yes, well...

So we met up for some drinks and one thing led to another and we ended up making out. Which was wicked. Really really good. Unexpected - and swell all at the same time. Here's the thing though - I had a good time, she was nice enough - definitely good looking, but I really didn't feel a huge connection there. So perhaps my warding off of the actresses thing will need to continue.

Thursday was a bit of a doozy. I had been talking to this girl for quite a while and trying to meet up to no avail. We ended up deciding to meet up Thursday after work - she said she was going to bring a friend. Normally this is not a good idea - but I figured why the heck not...?

I ended up kissing both her and her friend. Whore? I think so.

Friday was dateless.

Saturday I went on a date with another girl. She was totally cute. But boring. Super super boring. Why are the cute ones always so boring? Here's the funny thing about her though. We met and she shook my hand. I've had all sorts of greetings, hugs, nods, awkward "you're way uglier in person" sneers - but never a handshake. I save that for work related functions and family reunions "Hey Grandma - nice to see you, put 'er there." I suppose you could say in retrospect the handshake probably should have tipped me off and how non-exciting the date was going to be.

Sunday was a double header. I went for breakfast & a show with the cute girl that I was super into from a while back - it was good - I have no idea if it's going anywhere. But it was fun. Then I met a girl who I had no desire to meet with - she just seemed so crazy different from anyone I know. She was. But it was fun.

That's it for now... more dates this week though! I'll keep you posted...

Well well

Okay, I'm an awful person. It's been forever, and that sucks... but here goes. Point form what's new.

* Been on tons of dates, good and bad - but all eye-opening. I do believe I am getting closer and closer to figuring out exactly what it is I want/am looking for. Which is a good thing, right?
* Saw The Dark Knight & Mamma Mia! a week ago - they were both great in very different ways. The Dark Knight is really really really effing dark.
* Work is killing me. I love both my jobs, but I am dying a slow slow death.
* I forgot how much I love Murphy Brown - thankfully season one on DVD has reminded me.
* Musical of Musicals is going swimmingly. We finally have a full regiment - and an awesome one.
* I was at the Majestic the other night when I saw a guy hit seven people in the head with a hammer. Intense.